Another program announcement made its way into my email inbox that made me go, huh??
"...once you complete our program, you'll attract financial abundance in ways that are completely in alignment with your highest spiritual principles. Finally, you will be firmly in control of your spiritual and financial destiny."
Gee, who knew that one's spiritual destiny could be locked in by one easy payment of $49 and heeding the advice of two guys I've never heard of before. With an opportunity like this, who needed Christmas? With these guys at our helm, why bother with He who would be called, "Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace"?